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April 28 2017

autisticgayrey:

I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.

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doodlesonice:

and baby when its love if its not rough it isnt fun

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dialga:

LMFDLAO VBNJKDFXVCG

notbrogues:

adreamingsongbird:

god you know whats a great trope?? “i thought you were dead and you thought i was dead and we’ve been missing each other for so long but we just found each other and we’re never letting go again”, that’s what, holy shit i love this trope so much, i want to write 289683 reunion scenes,,,

kingsman: the golden circle

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slutscumngo:

pumpkinmcqueen:

fieldbears:

hijinksensue:

brandonnbakerr:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

sidizenkane:

itsverybeautifulover-there:

sidizenkane:

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

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….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

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Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

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Oh my god. DEXTER.

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THE ACTUAL NEWS

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I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

living the dream

Lmaooo

April 27 2017

demonicsymphony:

But think about Harry Hart in a bar trying to tail a mark and this little shit of a gorgeous blond coming up and trying to take him home and Merlin finally sighing and saying “you might as well bring him along when you come home… Your mark got away when you were ogling his arse.”

And the absolute paces Merlin and Harry would put Eggsy through.

Eventually Eggsy is a fixture in their shared house, keeping Harry company when Merlin is tied up with projects and Merlin company when Harry’s on a mission.

He comes to work for Kingsman through his driving skills when some baddies decide to fire on them while the three of them are on a vacation… and they’ve decided to let Eggsy drive for fun.

To their amazement he’s the best getaway driver they’ve seen in ages.

And just happy merhartwin.

pansexualkiba:

maxiesatanofficial:

benepla:

lisa simpson comes out to her parents with a 40-slide powerpoint presentation & a heartfelt, loving conversation which ends with them all crying and hugging. bart just rolls up with his boyfriend one day like “sup this is tyler. he’s terrible.” and then makes out with him in his treehouse for 4 solid hours

What about Maggie

maggie has three girlfriends and two boyfriends and they’re all in her band

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kingsman-network:

Amidst the rubble of the Kingsman tailor shop, Eggsy and Mark Strong’s Merlin — two of the only people to survive the high-stakes hit — meet. [Director Matthew] Vaughn says that Eggsy’s orange smoking jacket is a sign that he hasn’t shaken off all his idiosyncracies and rough edges. “I can’t imagine Colin Firth having an orange smoking jacket,” laughs Vaughn. “It actually looks really cool. Dapper. Eggsy has his favourite orange Adidas tracksuit and says, ‘if it looks good in a tracksuit, why can’t I have it in a dinner jacket?’” [x]

Okay but “two of the only people to survive the high-stakes hit" concerns me.

Does this mean we’ve lost Percival and Roxy at some point in the movie?

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hartwinorlose:

notbrogues:

hartwinorlose:

words cannot express how much i love pedro pascal and his revolvers but dude

my guy

shooting while you’re slinging your gun all over the place does not seem like a good idea

catch agent whiskey shooting himself in the goddamn abdomen cause he’s trying to be all fancy and cool

don’t do this at home kids

I bet Agent Whiskey had quite a few mishaps until he got that trick down

whiskey: *takes off his shirt, is fucking riddled with scars*

eggsy: “woah, mate, what happened there?”

whiskey: “you see, it is very simple, i was in the wilds of Arizona-”

tequila, interrupting: “he shot himself. he was spinning his guns around and he shot himself”

April 25 2017

ameliaadriannabooks:

tenoko1:

colorfulcandypainter:

obaewankenope:

rvburgins:

crunchbuttsteak:

Imagine a young muggleborn student at Hogwarts.

She’s calmly eating in the dining hall when an owl swoops in and drops off a scroll and a howler.

Hesitantly, she opens the scroll. All it has i done word on it:

“SOME”

Looking over at the Howler, she suggenly get very worried. Carefully she opens up the Howler, dreading what it’s going to contain. The Howler rips itself open.

“BODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME.”

@likesummerrainn

@maawi - I would do this to you in a heartbeat ahahahaha

Can you imagine

can you even imagine

the sheer number and variety of ways Muggleborns would Rickroll each other.

“Hey Sue, can you open this jar for me, my wrist hurts”

“sure thing”– *WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOO-OO-OOOVEE*

Omg the other students would be SO CONFUSED why these new kids are laughing and DELIGHTED to get Howlers!!!!

Someone gets a howler that just says “WHAT TEAM?” and hundreds of muggleborns and half-bloods scream out “WILDCATS”.
The purebloods are very confused.

April 24 2017

When you say hi to someone you haven’t seen since you transitioned

life hack

a-l-e-x-e-o-n:

tell your local trans boy he’s handsome.

razor-leaf:

thinking i was cis was the weirdest phase of my life tbh

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pixiepoetics:

me, looking appropriately cute for today’s holiday 👽🌱💕💕

reblog and compliment meeeeeee~

WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE

April 22 2017

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mandopony:

castielcampbell:

the-more-u-know:

amroyounes:

Whenever your faith in people is lost, remember these pictures.

This needs more notes. 37k is not enough

this is a post that deserves to be broken. One day I would like nothing more than too see this has too many notes.

People are still good. For some reason the negativity is all we pay attention to, but there are still good things happening in the world. We just need to be reminded of that once in a while.

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stilesisbiles:

bring-it-off:

love-phd:

justkeepchasingtheday:

micdotcom:

Hillary Clinton slams Trump for silence on torture of gay and bisexual men in Chechnya

Holy shit.

What a President sounds like

Anyone who said it was a choice between two evils really needs to check themselves

Might I point out that most “LGBTQ” groups are not even mentioning that bi men are affected. And yes, it matters, because I’ve seen “bi men are never put in concentration camps, just gay men” used to justify hating bisexual people and even to accuse us of being responsible for the genocide of gay people.

So, double the kudos to Hillary for speaking out and including the fact that, yes, bi men are affected by this.

Makeup for Beginners

byebyefrost:

thehomoschedule:

chaoticwanderings:

aka “I’m a 22 year old newb and needed to find some resources”. Here’s what I’ve found so far that has really helped me! Lots of these are youtube tutorials; I find it more helpful to see someone doing it rather than just reading about it.

General:

Specific:

Eyes:

Face:

Lips:

Brows:

Tools:

Youtube Channels:

Blogs:

Cruelty Free Brands:

  • Hard Candy
  • N.Y.C.
  • e.l.f.
  • Lush
  • Wet n Wild
  • bh cosmetics
  • Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics
  • Impulse Cosmetics
  • Urban Decay
  • illamasqua
  • Melt Cosmetics
  • Sugarpill
  • Colourpop
  • Kat Von D
  • Anastasia
  • NARS
  • Smashbox

*Important Note: Some of these brands may or may not be sold in other countries that require animal testing by law in order for the products to be sold, but I don’t have the time to research animal testing laws outside the US as well as what brands sell in those countries. So I’m leaving this one up to you. 

Okay, this has been in my drafts for at least 3 months now. Time to roll it out! Keep in mind, these are videos/bloggers that helped me specifically and there may be some videos/links that aren’t as useful to you. That’s okay! I recommend you get lost in the beauty blogger side of youtube at some point, it’s a lot of fun and you never know what you’ll find!

And on a last note of disclaimer: I don’t follow the personal lives/twitter feed/rumors about anyone in these videos. I don’t know if someone is problematic or not, I am simply recommending the video.

wonderful resource for nonbinary/trans people who have a desire to wear makeup, but were never taught because of gross gender roles 

Sharing for those of you who might find it useful

area51-official:

iprayforangels:

heatherings:

heatherings:

heatherings:

heatherings:

heatherings:

i’m honestly in awe of how my parents still think i’m straight like heteronormativity is a hell of a blinder

me, watching the olympics: “wow laurie hernandez is so cute”

my mom: “isn’t she just adorable?”

no mom that’s not what i meant

me: [only refers to potential partners as “any future significant others”/“my future spouse”]

parents: haha i’m sure you’ll find a great husband one day

me: [paints the bi pride flag on my nails]

my parents: oh brooke i like that color scheme! did you do that yourself?

it’s like a sitcom

i would watch the hell out of a sitcom about a hella gay or bi chick with parents who can’t tell. she’s not hiding it at all and they just can’t tell

same

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